Movie star Elisha is going back to her roots as a TV actress, slated to play the female lead in CBS’ upcoming series “Ny-Lon”. This new show is an adaptation of the popular 2004 BBC series which starred Rashida Jones and Steven Moyer about a transatlantic love affair between a New York record store clerk and a London stockbroker. Elisha will essay the role of the record store clerk, and we’re drooling with anticipation at this chance to catch new Elisha performances every week again! Does this mean we have a nylon fetish?

This hot piece of Hollywood gossip has been scorching the grapevine for quite some time now, as it has all the right elements for a fanboy’s wet dream – it’s got lesbian action, Paris Hilton, and a hot blonde with a pixie cut named Elisha Cuthbert.

Elisha and Paris have apparently been close buddies for quite some time now, probably since they starred together in the inferior remake of “House of Wax” back in 2005, and they sometimes go out shopping and partying together. But apparently that isn’t all they do together.

At New York’s Tenjune club sometime last February, sources reported that Paris and Elisha were “all over each other and making out”, which is an image that raises boners all across the land, I’m sure. Paris was allegedly the one who initiated the lesbian lip-locking action. “She loves putting on a show, “ a close source told Usmagazine.com later on.

Paris denied later on what a lot of eyewitnesses saw, saying “Elisha’s like my sister. That’s not true.” So that means she’s a skank with incestuous lesbian tendencies then? Can Paris get any hotter? And Elisha’s involvement in all this is just icing on this very kinky cake!