The Emperors Club VIP scandal took down former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, as it was revealed that he was a frequent customer of this high-end prostitution ring. But Spitzer wasn’t the sole customer of this call girl club, obviously, and one of the 2,000 names in the address book belonging to Madam Kristin Davis is that of Elisha Cuthbert’s ex-boyfriend, professional hockey player Sean Avery.

Avery has hit back against these allegations, calling these reports “false and defamatory.” Yeah, like we believe a macho sports guy like him doesn’t want some hot, paid-for tail now and then, even with a hot chick like Elisha Cuthbert already on his arm. Go and charge the guy already!