Movie star Elisha is going back to her roots as a TV actress, slated to play the female lead in CBS’ upcoming series “Ny-Lon”. This new show is an adaptation of the popular 2004 BBC series which starred Rashida Jones and Steven Moyer about a transatlantic love affair between a New York record store clerk and a London stockbroker. Elisha will essay the role of the record store clerk, and we’re drooling with anticipation at this chance to catch new Elisha performances every week again! Does this mean we have a nylon fetish?

The Emperors Club VIP scandal took down former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, as it was revealed that he was a frequent customer of this high-end prostitution ring. But Spitzer wasn’t the sole customer of this call girl club, obviously, and one of the 2,000 names in the address book belonging to Madam Kristin Davis is that of Elisha Cuthbert’s ex-boyfriend, professional hockey player Sean Avery.

Avery has hit back against these allegations, calling these reports “false and defamatory.” Yeah, like we believe a macho sports guy like him doesn’t want some hot, paid-for tail now and then, even with a hot chick like Elisha Cuthbert already on his arm. Go and charge the guy already!

The blog Geno’s World recently made a statement sometime late last year that a Paris Hilton-type sex tape of Elisha Cuthbert was soon going to appear.

Their exact statement was : “Geno’s World has erudite that a nude tape involving Elisha Cuthbert is being shopped roughly. The tape clearly would end up in a lawful battle, but the holder of the footage is trying to set up a website to cash in fast.”

With Elisha and Paris’ recent erotic escapade at a trendy New York nightclub, we can cross our fingers and hope that this Paris-influenced work of pornographic art also co-stars Elisha’s “close friend” Ms. Hilton, or involves her in some threesome capacity.

Now where’s that tape already, Geno?

This hot piece of Hollywood gossip has been scorching the grapevine for quite some time now, as it has all the right elements for a fanboy’s wet dream – it’s got lesbian action, Paris Hilton, and a hot blonde with a pixie cut named Elisha Cuthbert.

Elisha and Paris have apparently been close buddies for quite some time now, probably since they starred together in the inferior remake of “House of Wax” back in 2005, and they sometimes go out shopping and partying together. But apparently that isn’t all they do together.

At New York’s Tenjune club sometime last February, sources reported that Paris and Elisha were “all over each other and making out”, which is an image that raises boners all across the land, I’m sure. Paris was allegedly the one who initiated the lesbian lip-locking action. “She loves putting on a show, “ a close source told Usmagazine.com later on.

Paris denied later on what a lot of eyewitnesses saw, saying “Elisha’s like my sister. That’s not true.” So that means she’s a skank with incestuous lesbian tendencies then? Can Paris get any hotter? And Elisha’s involvement in all this is just icing on this very kinky cake!